Bionicon Aerospace Celebrates Successful Launch 

June 2nd, 2008 –  After repeated tests with unmanned spacecraft, the Bionicon Aerospace has launched its first successful transgalactic flight with a mammalian passenger.

Zongzi became the first panda in space after months of grueling testing and training.  His flight path includes the far reaches of our solar system, where he will swing around Saturn's orbit to generate enough momentum to leave even our galaxy itself!

Our recently invented Interstellar Communicator has put us in touch with a brilliant scientist living on a planet in another galaxy.  We have been informed by the Space Security Administration that such planet must not be named for planetary security purposes. As always, we eagerly comply with all relevant laws and standards of the places we do business.

Once Zongzi reaches his top secret destination, he will be met by friendly scientists that already have the necessary Bionicon Aerospace Escape Pods and Launch Pads to send him back to Earth.  

Our track record of stellar results of our experiments demonstrates again to our shareholders that Bionicon is truely creating our future today!