Bionicon
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The Bionicon headquarters is nestled in the woods outside the peaceful island village of Thorpia. Each year, Bionicon expands into new fields through its cutting-edge research and goal of improving human life.
- Bionicon Pharma is responsible for producing generic materials that form the basis of many common medical products.
- Bionicon Aerospace develops high tech jets for corporate and military clients as well as space shuttles for interstellar exploration
- Bionicon Cybernet links government organizations to resources and information worldwide.
- Bionicon Kids helps inner city and rural communities with special tutoring, sports leagues and after school programs for young Americans.
- Bionicon Pets applies our research to improve the lives of companion animals with Zelanine Dog Treats, MiniPandas, and Uberkatnip.
The majority of current Bionicon research is concentrated in the field of genetic engineering and takes place in our secure facility. Working with the Environmental Protection Agency, we ensure that our research will have no detrimental effect on the natural world around us. Our development of new food sources such as SuperChickens has been hailed worldwide as combating hunger and poverty. Our medical applications of our products have the potential to improve human bodies worldwide, leading to a global race of superhumans with strength beyond imagining.
For more information about any of our wonderful programs, please contact the Bionicon Public Relations Department .