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Bionicon once again part of controversy-this time regarding launch 

February, 5th 2009 –  We all remember Zongzi the Panda  (and we all love pandas) made his historical launch months ago.  Everyone cheered, and support was astounding across the globe.  The Bionicon Aerospace has launched its first successful transgalactic flight with a mammalian passenger and then the disaster followed.

Zongzi became the first panda in space to land on a foreign planet, known as X7.  It is unsure whether this action was planned or not.  Why is that important?  Because Zongzi was now a part of an interstellar war (we love the word 'stellar') 

Humans, lead by the UREF staged an invasion against the inhabitants of X7.  Whilst the aliens won the final battle for major points, and acquired key props in the closing seconds, the human forces overran this planet victoriously.

Knowing the rumors that are flying around regarding Bionicons involvement on an island called Thorpia, it astounds the mind that Bionicon is looking beyond the stars to spread their influence.  

How Zongzi played a part of this is unknown, and may never be known, remaining unknown, ya know?

Zongzi finally returned home safely as you remember. His craft lost control and landed in the North Pole on the outskirts of Outpost G4, the day before the Pittsburgh Steelers won their record 6th Super Bowl.  You recall Zongzi showed no signs of illness nor any signs of being a danger.  The crash in no way was related to tense relations between the United States and China which coincidentally erupted around the same time. 

Once Zongzi reaches his top secret destination, he will be further evalulated by friendly scientists that already have the necessary equipment to make sure he is fine.  

The track record of Bionicon activities makes us wonder what kind of future this corporation is building for us today!


Zongzi moments before the historic launch

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