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Bionicon receives “Bad, Bad Neighbor” award from Thorpia 

June 1st, 2009 – In recognition of the atrocities Bionicon gave to the local community, the new Mayor of Thorpia bestowed the highly-critical “Bad, Bad Neighbor” award.  Speaking from the steps of town hall, Mayor Ravenwolf stated, “As a company, you have responsibilites to our community and included are not bringing deformed mutants to our homes.  We are happy to be a part of kicking your arses off our island, and bringing you to trial.”

        T. Moorehead, CEO of Bionicon, offered this reply, “We had nothing to do with what happened on Thorpia.  Not the mutant angle, nor the mercenary invasion.  We could not perform our work without the understanding of our neighbors.  But once allegations fly, it is hard to reestablish good relations. ”

Ravenwolf made it clear, there is no ill will towards the Light Foot Mercenaries.  "That is their job.  They were paid.  I cannot blame them for their course of action.  I would look forward towards doing business with them in the future, as long as Bionicon keeps their evil hands away from us."

Thorpia is in ecomic trouble, with only a handful of currency, minimal supplies across the board, and not enough room for everybody.  However, Thorpian Villagers have their heads held high as they are determined to keep the island thriving for years. 

And because everyone loves him, our specimen from the latest flock of SuperChickens. Raised on a zelanine-infused diet, one SuperChicken can feed over 2 dozen people. Instead of becoming dinner, Roy the Rooster will be taking residence at the Thorpia Zoo....once we find him again.


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