G-Force Productions present Biowars @ Skirmish

Sorry, all flights are canceled at this time. Thorpian Airlines wishes to apologize to all villagers wanting to leave. Besides, we saw what happened to Lazlos when he arrived to the mainland. Not only did he get wasted, but the transport he was on got shot to crud. No Thanx!

We request you find another way off the island.

In the meantime as a consolation, we offer two bits of assistance to remind you why Thorpian Airlines is the way to travel.....when this second island war is over of course.

1) Every half hour on the :30 and the o'clock, between the hours of 11:30 and 4:30, we are offering 3 points to the team that possesses this establishment.

2) Every hour on the :30, from 11:30 - 4:30, we will be importing shipments of new Zoo animals. They are here to replace the ones that got mutated in the Thorpian zoo. Yeah, our zoo animals got mutated and they cannot be cured. So grabbing and helping us unload these new incoming beasts would be very nice, thank you.

We hope you find your stay at Thorpia a pleasant one and thank you for being unable to fly Thorpian Airlines.