I know, I know...you’re worried.  You saw we moved and you are afraid if you open an account with us, we will no longer be Thorpian National Bank.  Rest assured, we are not merging.  We moved to Main Street because the location is more suitable to us.  Besides, who really wants a 1 point Snack Shack here anyway?

We have no waffle irons to offer  (do we look like Monday Night Football?)  But we do have the following to offer.  Every half hour on the :30 and the o'clock, between 11:30 and 4:30, the Bank is worth 3 points to the team that owns us.  How about that?  

AND

We do have some money. 

We don’t know if after this second BioWars we’ll be using currency, the way humans do,  or end up using a mutant currency type, like birds’ eggs, and grubs.  We’re just going to sit tight until this plays itself out.  But the cash is yours.  

We have approximately $300.00 in cash and have no problems leaking that out little by little, every hour on the :30.   I have a feeling everyone out there is gonna need some.   So to be fair, every hour on the :30  between 11:30 and 4:30, $50.00 in G-Force bucks will be put into play.  Cash is not a drop prop all day. 

In conclusion, we are not merging with anyone anytime soon and never forget, we care about you  and your money.