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Mayor Calls for No Support for Bionicon
3/25/09 -- Recently, it has become problematic that a few Thorpian residents have been mailing their resumes to Bionicon on the mainland. I know times are hard, but working for that evil empire is not the answer. You need to be honorable, loyal, and trustworthy like me.

Besides, they are in financial trouble right now. (Man do they wish Tyrell would just buy them out already!) They may, and they may not be able to save themsevles. They are not a company you wish to be employed by at this time.

It is time introduce what I call the Not so New Deal....you will work for my adminsitration and together we will rebuild Thorpia. We will survive and flourish in these hard times. Rubble will become houses...weeds will become gardens...and you will become prosperous!

Deputy Mayor chimes in: We cannot have a repeat of the Score Wars!!!

In an attempt to unite the Villagers to take another stand against Thorpian oppressors, Deputy Mayor Murphy spoke loudly about a topic that has not been spoken about in sixty years. Yes he spoke the words, and to the criticism he received for bringing it up, he replied: “Oh yeah, I went there!”

A topic long since viewed distasteful from conversation, Deputy Mayor Murphy felt time enough at last.

“I used it as a reference to bring us together, not to tear us apart! Mutants are organizing and coming to take what is rightfully ours. Our homes. Our schools. Our landfill. If you cannot handle our history, how can you help us shape our future?”

Critics still support the war against the rising Mutants, but feel there were other ways to rally support.

“Nobody wants to discuss that time in our history. There are other ways to bring us together. How about a bake sale?” an anonymous resident suggested.

But not all residents feel the same way. “Look, we just repelled a mercenary invasion not too long ago. I lost my arm in the Battle of The Bank. Now the very same mutants we worked with are taking more than we agreed on. If there ever was a time to reference the Score Wars, I’d say the time is now!”

Obviously we cannot print about our history here, but rest assured, the Mayoral staff has support and backing. When asked about re-election, he calmly chewed his cookie, looked this reporter in the eye, and stated: “Why don’t we make sure we still have a Thorpia before discussing that.”

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	Mayor Calls for No Support for Bionicon 3/25/09 -- Recently, it has become problematic that a few Thorpian residents have been mailing their resumes to Bionicon on the mainland. I know times are hard, but working for that evil empire is not the answer. You need to be honorable, loyal, and trustworthy like me. Besides, they are in financial trouble right now. (Man do they wish Tyrell would just buy them out already!) They may, and they may not be able to save themsevles. They are not a company you wish to be employed by at this time. It is time introduce what I call the Not so New Deal....you will work for my adminsitration and together we will rebuild Thorpia. We will survive and flourish in these hard times. Rubble will become houses...weeds will become gardens...and you will become prosperous! Dutifully yours Mayor Ravenwolf P.S. Oh yeah, Pete's mad too! Deputy Mayor chimes in: We cannot have a repeat of the Score Wars!!! In an attempt to unite the Villagers to take another stand against Thorpian oppressors, Deputy Mayor Murphy spoke loudly about a topic that has not been spoken about in sixty years. Yes he spoke the words, and to the criticism he received for bringing it up, he replied: “Oh yeah, I went there!” A topic long since viewed distasteful from conversation, Deputy Mayor Murphy felt time enough at last. “I used it as a reference to bring us together, not to tear us apart! Mutants are organizing and coming to take what is rightfully ours. Our homes. Our schools. Our landfill. If you cannot handle our history, how can you help us shape our future?” Critics still support the war against the rising Mutants, but feel there were other ways to rally support. “Nobody wants to discuss that time in our history. There are other ways to bring us together. How about a bake sale?” an anonymous resident suggested. But not all residents feel the same way. “Look, we just repelled a mercenary invasion not too long ago. I lost my arm in the Battle of The Bank. Now the very same mutants we worked with are taking more than we agreed on. If there ever was a time to reference the Score Wars, I’d say the time is now!” Obviously we cannot print about our history here, but rest assured, the Mayoral staff has support and backing. When asked about re-election, he calmly chewed his cookie, looked this reporter in the eye, and stated: “Why don’t we make sure we still have a Thorpia before discussing that.”
	STOP CALLING US!!! YOUR PET IS FISH FOOD!