Established 1970

Mayor: Ravenwolf
Deputy Mayor: Pete Murphy

  • Population: geez, less now
  • Major industries: rubble clean up,  pillaging, looting, rioting.

Attractions & Services

The Pawn Shop

Thorpian Gas Station

The Bank

Thorpia Municipal Airport

WülfPak Snack Shack

Biohazard Research Facility

Thorpia Police Department

Thorpia Zoo


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Welcome to the
Village of Thorpia
Join us for the 1st Annual Rubble Throwing Tournament June 6th ... Mayor Ravenwolf bestows “Bad Bad Neighbor” award to Bionicon ... Super Secret Mystery Box Auction June 6th 1:35 at the Pawn Shop ... Visit the Thorpia Zoo if bored because the animals escaped


Welcome to our homepage!  We hope you will come and visit our "peaceful" island village.  There are plenty of beautiful views of the fiery lake, friendly people to eliminate, and interesting animals that escaped from our zoo.

Our village is the top destination for funeral directors, morticians, and grave diggers.

 Nowhere else will you enjoy freedom and security like you will enjoy in our neighborhoods.   (HA HA HA!!!)

Our citizens are civic minded and our Island Emergency Medical Services are dead!  We have also banished the personnel that worked the local medical research facility that used to be run by Bionicon.  
So at least that is safer!!




News You Can Use!

Thorpia forums

Click here for a map of Thorpia 

Mayor of Thorpia Calls for an Investigation


New!
Wülfman Joe's Guide to Thorpia

The Pawn Shop

Thorpian Gas Station
First National Bank of Thorpia
Thorpia Municipal Airport
WülfPak Snack Shack
Biohazard Research Facility




Notice!! Please alert us to any strange animal  phenomen
.   Be wary and do not approach anything that looks dangerous.  Do not call Thorpia PD as they are busy with post war activities.  Just shoot it yourself.  If your pet is missing, it is already probably dead.