During this second crisis of Mutant presence, we are staying open for business.  Now I know our new proximity near the landfill is less than appealing.  That’s why we had to get rid of our water supplies.  

What can we say?  The Bank bought the land out from under us.  But rest assured we have things you will need at great prices, despite the smell.

 
Unfortunately we still cannot match the point value as other fine establishments.   So every half hour on the :30 and the o'clock, between the hours of 11:30 and 4:30, we are worth 1 point to the team that possesses this establishment. 

 
But we can offer something no other place can....a dazzling smile, a friendly personality.

In addition, every hour on :30, from 11:30 – 4:30, we will offer food, and other random supplies, while supplies last.  

So come on by, swing by and say hi.

5/14/2009  This just in:  Food supplies were delivered.  The shipments now double our supplies!!  I wonder if this extra food will go on to serve an extra purpose?  In any event, we are now fully stocked with food, Food, and FOOD!

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