G-Force Productions present Biowars @ Skirmish

From the Desk of the Chief:

Okay, rumors MAY have had some truth to it. Yes, mutants were running amok in chaotic fashion. But you now have nothing to fear. The mutants are now running amok in an organized fashion. eerrrr, now regarding the mercenaries: We defeated them. YES, we were wrong and there was a mercenary threat affecting our small peaceful village, but that is now over. But rest assured, there are no no plans for the mercenary forces to take over our town. Please stay calm and resist the urge to circulate truth and fact.

Hackers Attack Bionicon

In an unrelated story, computer hackers broke into Bionicon servers and mainframes. They posted some data that we cannot confirm or deny at this time. Some of the stories include, but are not limited to, mutations, hirings and firings, and galactic conquest. There are no suspects at this time, but they are really funny reads! :)

Charity Breakfast May 31st - $1,000.00 G-Force bucks per flapjack

New Squad Cars have arrived - now without training wheels

Missing People and Pets

Established 1970 Contact Us	Thorpia Police Department
	Join us for the 1st Annual Rubble Tossing Tournament June 6th ... Mayor Ravenwolf bestows “Bad, Bad, Neighbor” award to Bionicon ... Pawn Shop Auction June 6th at the Pawn Shop 1:35 sharp... The Thorpia Zoo is closed because there are no animals left, not real ones anyway, OKAY!
	From the Desk of the Chief: Okay, rumors MAY have had some truth to it. Yes, mutants were running amok in chaotic fashion. But you now have nothing to fear. The mutants are now running amok in an organized fashion. eerrrr, now regarding the mercenaries: We defeated them. YES, we were wrong and there was a mercenary threat affecting our small peaceful village, but that is now over. But rest assured, there are no no plans for the mercenary forces to take over our town. Please stay calm and resist the urge to circulate truth and fact. Hackers Attack Bionicon In an unrelated story, computer hackers broke into Bionicon servers and mainframes. They posted some data that we cannot confirm or deny at this time. Some of the stories include, but are not limited to, mutations, hirings and firings, and galactic conquest. There are no suspects at this time, but they are really funny reads! :) Charity Breakfast May 31st - $1,000.00 G-Force bucks per flapjack New Squad Cars have arrived - now without training wheels Missing People and Pets
	Notice!! Please keep away from all animals out in the wild. If you see a strange animal on your property, do not call Thorpia PD for assistance. Shoot it yourself. For those of you still looking for your dogs or cats, or any loved holdhouse pets...forget about it. Odds are it is already DEAD!